Love advice brother! care to listen?

 Like many of the jealous men around, I too have wondered sometimes why do these stupid women fall for Shane Warne despite knowing that he might dump them someday, maybe they really don’t mind that or a few slip-ups. He is my perfect Cat-type lover, wondering what makes a cat-type lover, well simple, just like the cat, the cat-lover never stays home (mostly), he (hurts)scratches you, meows, shows PDA, looks cute with  you , charismatic and comes home only when he needs food for his stomach and body. He feeds elsewhere too but always looks starved when you meet him, never forgets your birthday or your anniversary. He knows when to hold your hand and when to stroke your hair. He buys you gifts that you adore; he can control your emotions girls. Virgins beware. And there is our second type of lover, the dog-type lover, example Edward Cullen . Like the dog he is most faithful to you, stays around you always, kisses you only if you permit, protects you(might even take a bullet for you) and will never ever leave you. The problem is that the dog-type guy sometimes gets boring, what fun it is being true always, the real  bindaas and masti is when you bend the rules a little bit, women sometimes tend to think that the dog-type guy has grown over possessive or even slightly suspicious. Women always need their space , their own small group of friends whom they don’t want you to know , their inbox which they don’t want you to see; they never want their partners to interfere with that space , the cat-type guy never asks about that personal stuff ‘cause he has some garbage too(“that personal stuff”-the other guys with whom you chat online , their relationship status etc) while the dog- type guy needs to know everything , so here comes the first problem; the cat-type guy never sets you rules nor does he follow any, while the dog-type guy never disobeys and he sometimes expects the same, which to me is fair. Then comes the ‘don’t do this, do that’ conflict. There is a popular saying that after every fight, the love increases, this one is true only for the cat-type, because the dog-type is never expected to refuse commands let alone fight back. There is a certain tolerance level for the cat-type guy which only the woman knows and the poor writer cannot fathom to know. Being with the dog-type is safe and secure but he’s not that much fun to be with; the cat-type guy is the ultimate personification of charisma ; more often women like to say ‘ hey you naughty’, rather than ‘ you’re sooo sweet’. It’s not tough to find what type of guy you are, just express your love to her and let the world know that you love ( no vice versa here).  More often than not, the one who cries more (in a relationship) is the dog-type lover. Be faithful, be happy. Take care of yourself and each other. Fall deeply and stay madly in love.